March 4, 2009

I’m bored and decided I should probably write another post about Octomom Nadya Suleman – because you know, I don’t write enough about her at work, so why not stick a post in here as well?

Suleman was offered, by porn distributors Vivid Entertainment, to do some on-camera action and for a cool million clams (ew, pun not intended but hey, sorta fits). Nadya turned them down. I doubt there are many wanting to see her naked but there are freaks out there, so it’s possible.

I’ve decided to write my own top ten porn titles – you know, in the event she changes her mind and Vivid needs some snappy titles. These may or may not make sense – if you know the story of Octomommy, then you’ll get it, if you don’t, you’re lucky.

# 10 – I’ll Take Eight, But Fourteen Is Better

# 9 – OctoNude: My Lips Are Real

# 8 – Road Trip: To My Vajayjay

# 7 – I’ll Show You My X-tra Skin If You Show Me Yours

# 6 – Naked Nadya – I Keep Coming Back For More

# 5 – It’s Been 8 Years, I Need 8 Inches (But I’ll Settle For Less)

# 4 – Eye Candy: C-Section Scars Are In

# 3 – MILF On Welfare: Food Stamp Lovin’

# 2 – Afternoon Quickie (Hurry Up Dude, I have 14 Kids)

# 1 – The Womb Raider (I’m An Angelina Wannabe)

I’m sure Vivid will be calling me.