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So, as I was talking about Britney’s vajayjay…

July 3, 2009

Yes, you read that correctly. Yes, I mean Britney Spears. Yes, I mean her vagina. Let me explain. God, please, let me explain.

So, my son Matt and I are on messenger yesterday morning, and our already stimulating conversation turns to us ‘talking’ with a twangy Britney Spears accent (because, duh, you can hear it just by looking at the typed words) and making fun of the concert incident, in which Spears told her audience inadvertently (she thought her mic was turned off) that her ‘pussa was hangin’ out,’ and that sounds like something I made up, but it’s not. That is Spears’ gold, I tell ya. Oh, and the other incident where she had a very visible string hanging from her nether regions, which honestly, doesn’t surprise me all that much coming from Britney, but doesn’t she have people to check for that sort of thing? She does have people, right? Right.

Anyway, as we are both mocking what Britney said, and of course adding a few extra words in just for fun, Matt stops talking to me. I’m like where did he go? Then my convo box reveals that Matt is typing but holy hell, he’s writing a novel because nothing is popping up on his end of the conversation except I still see Matt is typing. What is he writing about? Then it became quite apparent. He had not been typing, he had been drawing. Yes, on MSN messenger you have a little pencil icon and it lets you freehand with the mouse. Um, well, after we were mocking Brit Brit’s “Oh ma gawd, ma pussa’s hangin’ out y’all,” he comes up with this:


I, of course, was appropriately laughing my ass off grossed out, shocked so proud of at my son’s ability to be artsy disgusting and as you can see, I let him know by typing ‘um, ewww!!!!,’ that secretly I was dying inside of laughter he went over the line.

So, as you can see, Matt and I have very intellectual conversations on messenger.

Happy Friday, y’all!

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9 Responses to “So, as I was talking about Britney’s vajayjay…”

  1. I just laughed :)
    Very hard :D

    (and then searched youtube for videos of Britney Spears “incidents”. & then became extrememly grossed out)
    .-= Ellen (Y)´s last blog ..Omg I’m Mrs A =-.

  2. LOL. I might switch back to MSN JUST for that feature. :P
    .-= Aisling´s last blog ..Simple Plan! (Complete with Cowboy Hats) =-.

  3. Thanks for making Mindy and I cry and pass out from lack of oxygen.
    .-= Karl´s last blog ..Everything you don’t particularly want to know about Karl, but I am going to tell you anyway… =-.

  4. Karl, I do have oxygen masks free of charge for exact incidents like this. Let me know next time that you need one, k? ;)
    .-= Sassy´s last blog ..So, as I was talking about Britney’s vajayjay… =-.

  5. Aisling, it really is a great feature – as you can see, one can be very artsy with it. Ha.
    .-= Sassy´s last blog ..So, as I was talking about Britney’s vajayjay… =-.

  6. Oh yes, Ellen, very real, very real (and scary!)
    .-= Sassy´s last blog ..So, as I was talking about Britney’s vajayjay… =-.

  7. I died laughing lmfao!!! TOO funny!
    .-= Sarcastica´s last blog ..Deleting Drafts =-.

  8. Now you’ve got my mom laughing her ass off. Well played.
    .-= Karl´s last blog ..Things Not to Yell Out During a UFC Match =-.

  9. I think I may have pee’d a little from the laughing.
    .-= thepsychobabble´s last blog ..100 Things about Me, part the first =-.

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