February 22, 2008
I decided, just for shits and giggles, to see who searched what to get to my blog. I, of course, get the usual “poop” searches. I’m not sure that’s exactly a good thing. A couple of searches did concern me though:
One (or rather several) search string was “dog tampons.” Please dog lovers/owners, tell me that there are not doggie tampons. I was way too scared to click any of the links. I’ve never in my life heard of such a thing. Who inserts them? Who takes them out? Wait – why am I asking these questions? Surely there is no such product as DOG TAMPONS. Right? *Shudder*
Another search string was concerning, but honestly, it really should concern the person typing it on Google. It was really, ah, perhaps the person should seek MEDICAL attention instead of sitting at their computer. They typed in “why is brown stuff leaking from my vagina.” I haven’t the foggiest idea and what’s even more puzzling is how they arrived here. I don’t even want to know. Seriously though, the words “leaking” and “vagina” in the same sentence is never good.
Speaking of vagina’s – no kidding, I have no more vajayjay talk. Well I mean I could but let’s save that for another day. Oh wait, Britney flashed her cooter again. Seriously, who forgets underwear that many times? How do I know this? I wrote about it for work. Sweet eh? Writing about Britney’s crotch helps me pay for things. Wow that sounds super creepy when I write it out like that. Sooo….anyone watch American Idol? What about Survivor? No, I’m not recapping, I was just asking.
Anyway, if anyone with a dog would kindly let me know if there really is such thing as dog tampons, that’d be great. I’m not sure why I feel the need to know but it’s one less mystery I have to worry about. I’m totally praying that there isn’t.