If you missed Teri Hatcher’s rendition of Carrie Underwood’s “Before He Cheats,” thank your lucky stars. Your ears will praise you. If you were unlucky enough to hear it (why oh why did I click it?), then you will now know that she is a horrible singer. True, I’ve probably heard worse via American Idol tryouts, but seriously, Teri needs to stick with the acting - because, ya, she’s the best actress there is.
Most people I know, who’ve listened to or saw Hatcher’s performance on Idol Gives Back, thought she sucked. I’d have to agree. Every blog or celebrity site I’ve read, came to that same conclusion. However, there is at least one person on the planet who thinks “she was pretty good.” Ya, that’d be my husband.
Mr.Man has a boner for Teri Hatcher, but still, I was sure when he actually listened and watched her performance, he’d agree with the masses - that Teri should never pick up a microphone and sing in public. Ever.
But nope, he only had positive, nice things to say, such as:
She’s pretty good, stayed in key the whole time (Yes, her voice was like liquid gold and that’s why she’s famous for her singing - oh she’s not famous for her fantastic singing? My mistake)
She’s not a professional singer but did fine for not really having any training (Uh huh)
I’ve heard worse, but really, she wasn’t bad at all (I’ve heard worse too - Teri Hatcher, ha)
I don’t know why people are saying she sucked (Uh because she did?)
Listen, I’m not stupid - had she been 5000 lbs of jiggly fat, hairy, sporting a thick mustache, had huge pit stains on her blouse and farted live on stage, then he’d say she sucked, no doubt about it, even if the “quality” of her performance was exactly the same. But since he’s got the hots for her, ya, “she was pretty good.” Ha, men. Soooo transparent.
And just incase you missed it, here’s Teri in her full singing glory - note: You MAY want to wear earplugs or pray beforehand that your ears don’t bleed.
Remember when Jimmy Kimmel’s girlfriend Sarah Silverman broke the news to him on his show that she was f*cking Matt Damon? If you don’t, you can see it HERE.
Well, Jimmy wasn’t going to sit back and let Sarah have her fun and leave him with nothing! So he’s plotted his revenge and it’s GOOD. Watch it HERE and be prepared to die - from laughing. Lots of celebrity guest appearances too, even Brad Pitt! Not for kids, but definately for adults with an awesome sense of humor.
…I’m apparently a liar because I got nothin’. Wait, I found this video - it’s a great lesson in learning the language of whatever country you’re in. I absolutely laughed my ass off. Definately not safe for young ears:
I like cats. I’m not a fanatical cat lover though - they’re cute, easy to have as a family member and sometimes you have to pet them. Today, while looking up something for my daughter’s project (about cats), I found a website that made me laugh HARD. I cried - it was THAT funny.
I’m sure most of you know about Facebook, and if not, well I’m not explaining it. Obviously you’ve been doing the whole “living under a rock/in a cave” thing if you’ve never heard of FB. Well, good news for all of you crazy cat people. There’s a social networking site just for your pussies! Yes, you heard me right.
It’s called Catster…Here Kitty Kitty and you can just go nuts on there. Your cat can put up pictures of themselves getting drunk and hugging the porclein bowl if they so choose or how they like to snuggle Aunt Martha’s lap. They can write their bio, show what mood they’re in and even rate themselves! Their profiles can be voted on and they get little paw prints to show how many votes they actually got. All very sweet.
Cats can even add their friends. Meow! You can see how popular your pussy is and even send other cats gifts (treats) JUST LIKE FACEBOOK. It’s so weird cute. I discovered this one HERE. I’ll leave it up to you to decide just how awesome this site is. So if you’re someone who has a boatload of cats, get them signed up. Or if they’re a genius cat like the one I showed you is, I’m sure they can sign up all by their little four legged self.
