March 26, 2008

Hey check out my new (and temporary) photography site here. I’ve been busy taking photos and only have about 500 to go through and edit - anyone have any spare hours they can lend me? The standard 24 isn’t enough, I need about 36 hours in a day. That’d be great. Thanks.

February 25, 2008

Remember when Jimmy Kimmel’s girlfriend Sarah Silverman broke the news to him on his show that she was f*cking Matt Damon? If you don’t, you can see it HERE.

Well, Jimmy wasn’t going to sit back and let Sarah have her fun and leave him with nothing! So he’s plotted his revenge and it’s GOOD. Watch it HERE and be prepared to die - from laughing. Lots of celebrity guest appearances too, even Brad Pitt! Not for kids, but definately for adults with an awesome sense of humor.

Have fun!

February 21, 2008

Okay listen, I’ve been lazy busy, so I put up a couple of videos for your entertainment. Hey, at least I was thinking of you. What have you done for me today? Yup, just what I thought.

I was busy working, painting, working some more, talking on the phone, painting, yawning, eating a bowl of icecream, working, and sleeping all day. That’s alot. I’ll probably have quite a bit more to say tomorrow since it’s Friday. You know what Friday means right? It means I’ll have more to say. Duh. Gotta S.P.E.L.L. it all out for you. I’m thoughtful like that.

Oh Survivor is on tonight and AI. Two shows were people get the boot for sucking! My kinda show.

January 23, 2008

I get to write about celebrities every single day. I can be snarky, snotty and sarcastic if I so choose (and alot of the time I am -sarcastic is my middle name). Most of the time it’s fun -however, when we have to write about a celebrity dying, it’s hard. It’s a weird line to walk. It’s our job to write the stories, especially if it’s a breaking news story. And yet, at the same time, it makes you feel guilty. Heath Ledger was a great actor and more importantly, he was a dad to a young daughter. I just keep picturing his ex having to explain to their 2-year-old that her daddy is gone.

If you have seen any of those creepy videos of Tom Cruise giving an interview, talking about Scientology, then you will love this. It made me laugh. Hard.

December 27, 2007

Catchy title eh? Ya, well here’s the thing- Our bonus plan is changing at Babble , however, you can help me score two more (already made one decent bonus) by clicking the next two links. And that my friends, is why I’m a whore. But seriously, don’t you want my kids to be able to eat? *Insert sappy, sad music here*. Sure I’m being dramatic, but that’s what princesses do, be dramatic.

Normally I wouldn’t beg but I’m desperate and it’s not like I’m asking you to cut off a limb. Now that would be inconsiderate and highly insensitive of me. All I’m asking you to do, is read a couple of posts. One involves a hot chick (Jessica Alba) and the other a dead rapper (RIP dude). And really, they’re not long reads, take you maybe 3 minutes tops unless you’re a super slow reader. Which, come on, look at you. You’re smart, beautiful and sexy. Am I sucking up to you? You betcha. But I mean every word. Seriously. Would I lie to you? Look at my picture at the top of my blog. Just look at me. Pure innocence. Hey, if you want me to click something of yours, I totally would. Ask me. I’m there. Thank you. I’ll send you a check. Okay, that’s a lie but if I had the money I would. Hey…If I get those bonuses, I’ll buy you a coffee. Or send you a cyber hug. Whatever your pleasure is.

Thank you. Smooches! (Links below)

Jessica Alba nude? Click HERE

Rest in peace Pimp C. Click HERE

*Update* Well, my post about Jessica Alba has hit the bonus mark! Can you say excited? Let me say it for you, EXCITED! That’d be me. Thanks to all who may have clicked that link. Kiss kiss!

November 10, 2007

It’s past 1am Saturday morning and I’m still sitting here. Why? I should clarify that I’ve not been sitting here since Friday. I do get off my ass and actually get things done. Such as? I don’t remember, but I think it was important. I’ll get some sleep at some point, like WHEN I’M DEAD. However, I don’t think I’ll enjoy quite as much as I do now.

I still have my job by the way, incase you were wondering. It really is a hoot getting to write about Britney Spears and how she must have mashed potatoes for brains. I write about other ‘celebs’ too but BS (ha, nice initials, very appropriate) is my all time favourite. She’s just so easy. Ain’t that the truth? Getting paid to make fun of celebrities is kinda mean the best thing EVER but a girl’s gotta make enough dough to keep her shoe fetish going a living right?

I’ve been listening to my boyfriend’s new song lately and my grown boys hate it. They trash my insane ridiculous fantasy that only a crazy person would dream about man every chance they get but what do they know? They think the sounds of their farts are ‘music’, so there you go, not taking any music advice from them.

Did you realize that Christmas is like 50 some odd days away? Or maybe it’s less. I dunno and I’m not getting up to look at the calendar or count it out in my head. That would require way too much effort which I just don’t have time for. Anyway, I’m about half done my Christmas shopping and what I do have bought, is all wrapped. How sick is that? That’s so sick, it’s awesome. My youngest son is wanting to put up Christmas decorations like now, but I’m going to try to hold him off for at least another 2 weeks, which is probably pointless because he’ll wear me down. He’s very persistant at times. Wish me luck.

My husband and oldest son are going to a hockey game tomorrow night. Battle of Alberta…Calgary Flames and Edmonton soilers Oilers, so it should be a good game. My son, however, doesn’t know that he’s going yet. My husband is surprising him at the last minute. I wanted to go but since my child has tattooed the Flames logo on his arm, I’m thinking he’s probably more of a hockey fan than I am. I might get edgy and draw their symbol with a Sharpie on my face but that’s as far as I’m willing to go. I’ll just stay home and eat way too much Ben & Jerry’s Half Baked read the dictionary like I do every Saturday night.

I’m heading to bed now so I should say good night. By heading to bed, I mean my ass is going to sit her for at least another hour. Sweet dreams.