June 2008

• 30th Desperate Housewives - Edie's comin' back!!. (3)
• 26th Uh, I have a new house.. (0)
• 11th Remembering my daughter.. (12)

May 2008

• 27th Get.This.Baby.Out.Of.Me.Now.. (12)
• 20th CSI Miami Season Ender - I Know the Answers!. (3)
• 19th Desperate Housewives Finale - WTF?. (18)
• 17th Sassy's Movie Review: Cloverfield. (6)
• 4th Going From One To Two - Easy.. (6)

April 2008

• 20th How to guarantee a spot in your mother's will.. (19)
• 14th Teri Hatcher is a shitty singer.. (43)
• 10th I hate being pregnant.. (43)
• 10th Easter bunny - rabbit or man?. (37)

March 2008

• 26th . (6)
• 26th . (34)
• 11th When cows come running.. (53)

February 2008

• 25th Jimmy Kimmel is f*cking Ben Affleck.. (41)
• 24th The Calgary Flames. (38)
• 22nd I said I'd have alot to say today, however.... (43)
• 22nd Um, seriously?. (2)
• 21st Yes, it's video day around here.. (0)
• 21st How I love vegetables.. (1)
• 21st I love when shit like this happens.. (5)
• 18th I'm on the cover of People magazine.. (2)
• 12th Healthy hair.. (3)
• 10th I'm an idiot.. (4)
• 8th Facebook - except for CATS.. (0)
• 1st The shopping cart thief. By thief, I mean bitch.. (6)
• 1st I'm f*cking Matt Damon. (3)

January 2008

• 23rd Heath Ledger is dead.. (5)
• 23rd Tom Cruise is a freak.. (3)
• 20th The Calgary Flames - Craig Conroy. (4)
• 7th Calaway Park & Schmap.com. (4)
• 3rd Santa is fat. And Happy New Year.. (4)

December 2007

• 27th I'm a begger.. (0)
• 21st I'm not dead.. (0)
• 4th I can't help you.. (4)

November 2007

• 28th I'm not Perez Hilton.. (6)
• 13th I'm awake now (for Chris).. (3)
• 10th Going to bed at a decent time, what's that?. (1)
• 1st Wanna hear my news? I got a J.O.B.. (7)

October 2007

• 30th Nothing beats orange palms.. (0)
• 27th I killed Barney?. (2)
• 23rd Bubba.. (3)
• 18th Whatcha' buyin'? Oh nothin'.. (3)
• 18th What's a 6ft man doing in my closet?. (1)
• 17th Push it out. But do it all pretty.. (4)
• 17th I did it.. (2)
• 12th I'm a chef now.. (8)
• 8th Let's be thankful shall we?. (7)
• 2nd They're coming out of the..... (7)
• 2nd It's all about..... (0)

September 2007

• 26th Did you ever murmugerhger..... (6)
• 24th I was in Milan.. (2)
• 19th Pluck me.. (3)
• 13th A Crock of...... (6)
• 7th Could this day get any better?. (4)
• 7th Who's cool? Huh? Who's cool?. (3)
• 6th Who plays with dolls?. (15)
• 6th Oh ya baby, it's September.. (21)

August 2007

• 27th I'm rockin'.. (4)
• 27th Pass the Tums.. (1)
• 23rd I'm not a dog but.... (6)
• 20th Let me bore, err, entertain you.. (2)
• 13th A hairy situation.. (10)
• 6th Wrong number..drunk style?. (7)

July 2007

• 30th Lordy Lordy, Look Who's..... (8)
• 27th Crazy?. (0)
• 22nd Karate kid & Ninja kitten.. (10)
• 21st Snappy shoes and other stuff.. (0)
• 19th Surprise.. (2)
• 15th Weird isn't it?. (4)
• 14th You're looking at a winner.. (6)
• 9th And we all scream for icecream..... (10)
• 8th Sassy's Sunday Search String # 2. (5)
• 7th Crabby McCrabbypants.. (4)
• 1st Sassy's Sunday Search Strings # 1. (3)

June 2007

• 30th Insanity starts now. Well 3 days ago.. (3)
• 23rd Is it Saturday?. (4)
• 18th Monday's Memo.. (4)
• 13th Some thoughts and observations.. (12)
• 12th The next best thing..... (8)
• 11th I used to act dumb.... (9)
• 5th Who knew...... (14)

May 2007

• 30th Is there a doctor in da house?. (7)
• 29th Oops, rebounding again..I think.. (5)
• 23rd Depends, drool and white hair.. (8)
• 22nd Fear Factor...Home style.. (3)
• 21st Um ouch and I can mow my bush.. (5)
• 17th You knocked my sauce over.. (3)
• 14th Saying goodbye is hard.. (6)
• 14th I had to work on my day off.. (0)
• 9th Blow me.. (4)
• 8th Ugly. Mmmm 'scuse me?. (2)
• 7th My 2 boyfriends..... (3)
• 5th Ummm hello?. (2)

April 2007

• 29th Moving sucks.. (5)
• 25th This will bore you immensely.. (3)
• 23rd Fire anyone?. (11)
• 17th Green with envy.. (15)
• 11th Pirates and stuff.. (3)
• 10th Chocolate anyone?. (2)
• 7th These shoes were made for sleepin'.. (3)
• 4th 24 or 48?. (2)
• 4th My teeth are chattering.. (0)
• 3rd Baby it's cold in here.. (4)
• 1st Rent doesn't live here anymore.. (4)

March 2007

• 31st Seek help.. (1)
• 30th TGIF. Right? Sure.. (4)
• 25th 11.. (4)
• 22nd Where's my party?. (7)
• 17th The scoop.. (6)
• 15th Ah, you want to kill me right?. (3)
• 13th I have a secret. Part 2.. (5)
• 12th I have a secret.. (6)
• 8th What day is it?. (12)
• 1st Oh let me tell you........ (5)

February 2007

• 24th I'm bored.. (6)
• 23rd Just stuff. . (4)
• 22nd I'm not pink anymore. I'm blue.. (4)
• 16th Clearly insanity lives here.. (9)
• 13th Snow is pretty. Pretty shitty.. (5)
• 10th By the way..... (4)
• 10th ROFL.. (0)
• 10th About Sassy. (0)
• 10th I'm a grownup now.. (4)
• 10th Old Stuff. (0)
• 8th Wee bit wonky.. (2)
• 7th About. (0)
• 2nd I'm a thief.. (9)

January 2007

• 26th I've been tagged! Tagged! Did you hear me?. (14)
• 26th What a shitty great day.. (5)
• 23rd Hold me.. (5)
• 17th A star? What for?. (6)
• 17th Drama queen 101.. (9)
• 11th Sofa king.. (7)
• 5th Hockey anyone?. (8)
• 2nd It's 2007. Duh.. (7)

December 2006

• 24th Don't ever buy these things for me.. (8)
• 23rd Merry freakin' Christmas.. (3)
• 18th Hey ma bitches, I'm back.. (9)
• 13th I've been tag-a-lagged.. (2)
• 12th Some things just make me laugh. Alot.. (2)
• 11th Does this look natural? Absolutely fucking not.. (4)
• 11th Help me, I'm melting.. (3)
• 7th I've been napping busy.. (9)
• 1st Nothing like a hot elf suit.. (30)

November 2006

• 29th Port de la port.. (48)
• 25th Ah. Choooooo.. (47)
• 21st No booth for you!!!!!!!!!!!!. (9)
• 21st Maybe I should go tool shopping more often.. (3)
• 16th Love....Good vibrations.. (9)
• 15th Don't step on my pink suede shoes..... (4)
• 9th Just one more thing.......... (3)
• 9th Love...bootswatches Hats.. (7)
• 4th Let me get this straight......... (5)
• 4th Take the wheel little Johnny.. (2)
• 2nd Come join me in my insanity stupour.. (2)

October 2006

• 31st A witch and her brew.. (4)
• 26th I'm so totally delusional famous.. (9)
• 26th Love...Ghetto style.. (12)
• 25th Gosh, I love wrong numbers. I. GET.THEM.ALL.THE.TIME.. (2)
• 19th Love Thursday: Big kid, little kid.. (13)
• 17th Not acceptable. (12)
• 13th Did ya see it? Did ya? Did ya?. (5)
• 9th See what 8 pounds of.......... (7)
• 5th I really should stay home.. (18)
• 4th Marnie Cook doesn't freakin' live here.. (4)
• 3rd Joy oh joy. Or not.. (3)

September 2006

• 28th Say flat iron cheese.. (7)
• 25th My little 80's whine. Get some cheese.. (4)
• 25th Vanity Lunch anyone?. (3)
• 20th I won't do it. You can't make me.. (10)
• 14th I guess.. (10)
• 10th Merry-go-rounds, giggles and fun.. (3)
• 5th Welcome to my Freedomland.. (13)
• 2nd Shop 'til you drop. Or barf. Whichever.. (4)

August 2006

• 30th You want special?. (12)
• 26th I'm flat flat flat......... (9)
• 22nd I'm truly frightened. Hold me?. (16)
• 21st Gettin' down with Beyonce.. (5)
• 19th Streamers, balloons, girls and giggles.. (3)
• 18th 5:55pm August 19th.. (8)
• 16th Do I talk too much? Meh.. (9)
• 14th I'm in business baby!. (6)
• 12th Shunday's Shinanigans (say with a spitty lisp).. (10)
• 10th My heart is full, my abs hurt and I'm crying...... (10)
• 4th I gots me a makeover.. (7)

July 2006

• 31st Crazy Lazy days of summer.. (5)
• 31st So where's my money and diamonds?. (9)
• 28th This should be interesting.. (6)
• 26th Well lookie here now.. (6)
• 24th She's her mother's father's daughter.. (8)
• 21st Just stuff.. (4)
• 20th Here's the scoop:. (4)
• 20th How's your day goin'?. (6)
• 16th Goin' for a drive.. (8)
• 16th Short. And lazy.. (2)
• 14th Swimming anyone?. (11)
• 13th Yeeeeeehaaaawwwww.. (10)
• 12th Alien abduction? Maybe?. (11)
• 8th Psssssssst.......over here.. (15)
• 7th Fire!!!!!!!!!! Or not.. (7)
• 5th Why? Because I'm insane.. (3)
• 3rd Help. Me. Please.. (7)

June 2006

• 30th No. Say it isn't so. Dun Dun Daaaaaaaaa.. (6)
• 28th I couldn't choose...HNT.. (25)
• 27th Wait. I've changed my mind.. (3)
• 27th Hairy scary.. (7)
• 24th Wipe the drool from my lips.. (14)
• 21st Thoughtful.......HNT.. (25)
• 20th I lost it somewhere........... (10)
• 19th Weekend update. Stay with me now.. (3)
• 14th Mishmash, hodgepodge, goofy...HNT.. (25)
• 14th This is why I don't cook.. (4)
• 12th Where does she come up with this stuff?. (7)
• 11th June 11th, 1999.. (9)
• 8th Summer stuff. And I hope this doesn't get eaten.. (10)
• 7th Extra, extra, read all about it.. (7)
• 5th Seek help....like now.. (8)
• 3rd What's in a number?. (16)
• 2nd Ringy ding dong ding.. (10)
• 1st Tea anyone?. (5)

May 2006

• 31st Mysterious...HNT.. (25)
• 28th Whaddaya doin' wah?. (9)
• 28th I can't make sense of it.. (3)
• 25th I can't help myself.. (9)
• 24th I just haaaaave to whine.. (5)
• 18th Meat.. (10)
• 18th Just a teeny tiny thought.. (1)
• 18th My first.....I think.....and it's the letter P.. (4)
• 16th Is the mail here yet?. (12)
• 14th I'm a dumbass hero..almost.. (9)
• 14th I must say........ (2)
• 13th It's late and I'm tired........ (2)
• 12th I'm not doing lesbian.. (3)
• 12th Ummm ooops.. (11)
• 10th Color. Red. Green. HNT.. (25)
• 10th Searches and crap.. (6)
• 10th Ouch.. (7)
• 7th Kicks heels up and smiles big.. (12)
• 6th It's my haircut and I'll cry if I want to.. (7)
• 5th Loser and random mish mash.. (13)
• 2nd Pageant queen.. (9)
• 1st You should totally check this out!. (6)
• 1st Some people need to get a life.. (13)

April 2006

• 30th I must clarify...... (18)
• 26th HNT....Pain.. (24)
• 25th I kinda rock. Sorta.. (10)
• 24th Wild.. (6)
• 23rd Whatever floats yer boat to get to my blog.. (4)
• 20th It's 2006 people.. (10)
• 19th Why do I torture myself for a freakin burger?. (19)
• 19th I'm here.. (8)
• 13th Ummm Happy Easter?. (7)
• 11th A wedgie? Now that's awkward.. (4)
• 8th Can I go to hell please?. (2)
• 8th I have my very own bread bitch.. (5)
• 6th Off the cuff.. (5)
• 5th When is meatloaf done?. (7)
• 2nd The cookie said so.. (10)
• 1st No, Really?. (6)

March 2006

• 31st Hahahahahahahahahaha.. (3)
• 31st Substance and Quality.. (3)
• 28th Anyone Miss Me???. (5)
• 22nd Clogged arteries anyone???. (12)
• 19th Open Sesame.. (7)
• 18th Okay, Now I'm Crying...... (10)
• 17th Poop. Literally.. (3)
• 17th St. Patty Day Chatter.. (3)
• 16th If You're Into Photography..... (1)
• 16th Well shit.. (0)
• 15th Whatever.. (4)
• 13th What's In A Name?. (10)
• 12th Pardon Me?. (8)
• 11th I'm Technorati-ed. Hip Hip Horray.. (1)
• 10th Lord Help Me.. (9)
• 8th Look Out People. I'm Back.. (9)
• 5th Drinks. Moxies and Matt.. (8)
• 2nd Fly Fly Away.. (9)
• 1st It's big, brown and ugly.. (10)

February 2006

• 26th Random Crap. Could Be Boring. Be Forewarned.. (12)
• 24th 20 Things. Figure It Out.. (8)
• 24th Ummmm. Sure.. (6)
• 23rd The Eyes Have It...HNT.. (15)
• 22nd Tissues Anyone?. (11)
• 22nd I Must Clarify To My Blog Readers.. (3)
• 21st Oops. Did I Spell That WRITE?. (1)
• 21st Stalkers.. (11)
• 19th I'm Getting A Complex.. (7)
• 17th Huh?. (11)
• 16th I Love Technology.. (6)
• 16th So She Says..... (6)
• 16th Happy HNT.. (16)
• 14th I Must Be Insane.. (7)
• 11th I Just Can't Stop Laughing.. (9)
• 11th Oh Goodie.. (1)
• 11th This One Confuses Me.. (1)
• 11th Sorry I Can't Help You.. (1)
• 10th Gawd. TGIF.. (5)
• 9th Clap Clap Clap..it's Thursday!. (1)
• 8th Beef.. (2)
• 8th I Hate Clowns.. (3)
• 8th 100.. (4)
• 8th Weird Crap. (2)
• 6th Gooood Lawd.. (6)
• 6th My "Crack".. (4)
• 5th 3:45 am.. (7)
• 5th WTF?. (2)
• 3rd My Photography.. (2)
• 2nd I See Stupid People. Like Everywhere.. (5)
• 2nd T. T is for Tit. Oh and Tag.. (3)

January 2006

• 31st I'm Gonna Be Rich. Rich. Rich.. (7)
• 29th Christmas Is Over. So Is Halloween.. (9)
• 28th Another Tag...Brought On By Cold Meds.. (1)
• 26th Kentucky Fucked Chicken.. (5)
• 26th Random Dumb.. (1)
• 26th Kiss Me Arse. Muuaaaaahahahahaha.. (8)
• 26th Gawd Enough Already.. (6)
• 24th Taggity Tag Tag Tag.. (7)
• 22nd My Weekend. Yawn.. (7)
• 19th Rotten 'Ronnies.. (8)
• 19th Water Is A No No.. (3)
• 17th Is She Or Isn't She?. (7)
• 16th I've Got A Spankin' New Look!!!. (8)
• 16th Commit. Commit. Commit.. (7)
• 14th I Do Know My Alphabet.. (13)
• 13th The Love of Friendship. Whatever.. (6)
• 12th What? Am I Twelve?. (4)
• 10th WTF.. (1)
• 10th Not A Chance.. (1)
• 8th Rocks In His Head?. (5)
• 5th This is a joke right? Right?. (8)
• 3rd Memories.. (3)

December 2005

• 30th I'm Dying Here.. (11)
• 28th 2 Weeks.. (4)
• 25th Merry Christmas.. (7)
• 20th You're Fucking Kidding Me Right?. (4)
• 18th Minus 6.. (4)
• 14th Stayin' Alive.. (8)
• 13th Snowy Window.. (8)
• 13th Tidbits.. (4)
• 10th Hardy Har Har.. (4)
• 10th My Guitar Man.. (2)
• 10th Harry.. (2)
• 9th Facial Expression Dictionary.. (4)
• 8th More Bathroom Humor.. (1)
• 6th Betty.. (5)
• 4th Wrong Number.....Again.. (2)
• 4th Bathtime.. (2)
• 1st Cats.. (4)

November 2005

• 29th The End of An Era.. (12)
• 29th Maddy and Chance.. (6)
• 27th The Hardware Store.. (8)
• 26th My Little Pony.. (3)
• 26th Myron.. (3)
• 24th The Water Jug.. (1)
• 24th Did You Know..... (1)
• 23rd Wrong Number. Again.. (1)
• 23rd Ha. Ha. Ha.. (1)
• 23rd The Translation.. (1)
• 21st It's True....Totally.. (1)
• 21st Today Is A Good Day.. (3)
• 20th Flip Flop.. (3)
• 20th Weeeellll, We Did Go Out.... (3)
• 19th Par-taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...... (1)
• 19th The Vacuum Cleaner.. (11)
• 19th My Ears Are Still Ringing.. (2)
• 19th Note To Self.. (4)
• 18th LaLaLaLaLaLaLa.. (3)
• 17th I'm A Freak...Remember?. (3)
• 16th Yay Mellie!!!. (2)
• 16th My Photography.. (4)
• 15th Telephone Confusion.. (3)
• 15th The Air Conditioner.. (4)
• 15th Matt's Note To Me.. (2)
• 14th Fine Dinner Conversation.. (3)
• 12th Love Thy Neighbor...Bullshit.. (1)
• 11th Shit, I Forgot Something.. (3)
• 10th Ryan Rolls His Eyes.. (2)
• 9th Woo Hoo..I've been tagged!!!. (3)
• 8th Duh.. (1)
• 8th Maddy-isms # 2.. (0)
• 8th A Shout Out.. (1)
• 5th The Hospital.. (1)
• 3rd Trick or Treat. Smell My Feet.. (1)

October 2005

• 31st Suppertime.. (2)
• 26th Mr B.. (3)
• 15th Just For Fun.. (0)
• 15th Ketchup.. (1)
• 15th You Crack Me Up Buddy.. (1)
• 12th Maddy-isms.. (2)
• 12th Oh The Fun.. (1)
• 12th Raccoon Meatloaf.. (5)
• 12th Can I Get A Word In Here???. (2)
• 11th The Public Bathroom....AGAIN.. (1)
• 10th My girl, the conversationalist.. (6)
• 10th Poop.. (1)
• 9th The Pool Incident. OMG.. (1)
• 2nd Suppertime Conversation.. (0)
• 2nd An introduction is in order. I suppose.. (1)